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Because clearly I am bored and rather than finish what I should be doing, I'm procrastinating wildly.

Give me:
- A pairing/combination of characters
- An alternate universe

...and I will write you three sentences (or more if I feel like it).

Last year this ridiculousness spawned various spin-offs, including a novel, a deranged mini-series, and a fic that I still think is pretty good. No guarantees that I'll be similarly inspired this year; three sentences is all you may get. Umm, first ten to comment, shall we say? Watch me only get two comments now XD

ETA: Obviously I need to be familiar with the fandom, which cuts out most mainstream stuff since I like obscure shit.

ETA 2: Got the ten, thank you!

In other news, I'm going yarn-bombing tomorrow. This will only be of interest to [livejournal.com profile] acornmama.

*evil cackles*

Date: 2013-02-01 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lixia84.livejournal.com
Me first!

Obviously the ChangKyu spooks AU. With maybe unexpected villain Minho and lots of fail please XD

(And maybe also if you're still inspired, more Vatican madness? LOL whatever inspires you)

ChangKyu, spooks, 1/2

Date: 2013-02-03 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
M comes to see them in their office in the basement. Kyuhyun is playing Pac Man on a retro games website and Changmin is reading a car manual that formerly propped up his desk.

“Agent Cho, Agent Shim,” M says. “I have a mission for you. Bestiaries at Bedtime has been stolen from the National Library. You must retrieve it or the country could be in terrible danger.”

Changmin looks up with a frown. “I’ve read Bestiaries at Bedtime. It’s crap.”

“The manuscript contains dozens of microdots hidden in the illuminated marginalia,” M says. “Each microdot holds top secret information concerning the identity of our agents in North Korea, China, Russia and the US. You must return the book to the library as soon as possible.”

Kyuhyun pauses the Pac Man game and calls up various screens. “Do we have any suspects, sir?”

“The name on the library card is Jung Yunho.” M shakes his head. “It’s probably an alias.”

“I’ll just use this generic search engine to check.” Kyuhyun taps a few keys. “There’s only one Jung Yunho within a fifteen-minute walk of the library.”

M looks surprised. “Can it be that easy?”

Changmin is studying the bus timetable. “No, sir, it’s not easy at all. We’ll have to take the 41 to East Gate and then the 18 across town and then walk two blocks. It’ll take at least one hour and forty minutes to reach this address.”

“Use your initiative,” M orders.

Ten minutes later, they’re on board the 41 bus. Kyuhyun prefers to sit upstairs but Changmin says it’s better to stand up near the driver in case they need to rush out. The driver tells him repeatedly to go sit down, and when Changmin refuses to do so, they’re both kicked off long before the correct stop for the number 18.

“This mission sucks,” Kyuhyun complains.

“Cheer up, bro,” Changmin says. “Wagamama’s is just around the corner, we can get some lunch before we track down the missing book.”

Kyuhyun sighs and manages to steer his colleague in the opposite direction. After another hour or so they arrive at their destination, a shop called Ho Ho Ho.

“Either it’s a brothel or a joke shop,” Kyuhyun says, and they go inside.

Changmin is slightly disappointed to find that it’s a joke shop. Kyuhyun goes over to the displays of robot things that squirt water. “Dude, look, it’s two for one on whoopee cushions, we should totally get some!”

As if by magic, a really hot guy appears by the cash desk. “Hello! Welcome to Ho Ho Ho. I’m Yunho.”

A guy with scary eyebrows appears near the window display. “And I’m Minho.”

Kyuhyun glances around to find a third guy with wild hair and masses of eyeliner standing right behind him. “And I’m Jongwoon.”

“We tried to get him to change his name to Jongho but he refused.” Yunho looks sad. “Ho Ho Woon is a crap name for a joke shop, don’t you think?”

“Er,” says Changmin.

“How can we help you?” Jongwoon asks, smiling seductively at Kyuhyun.

“Um,” says Kyuhyun, and then he remembers their mission and takes out his badge. “We’re agents Cho and Shim. We put the intelligence into military intelligence.”

There’s a long silence.

“We’re spooks,” Changmin adds.

Yunho relaxes. “Oh, I loved that show! Richard Armitage was so hot.”

Jongwoon makes a derisive snort. “Get real. Any true fan knows that the best spy was that posh blond guy with the double-barrelled name. You know, thingy. He married that woman from whatsit in real life and then he was in Whitechapel.”

“No,” Changmin says slowly, “we are actual spies. Proper ones.”

“You should be careful, spooks always die in car bombings,” Yunho says, brow furrowing in concern. “At least three seasons ended with bombings.”

“One was a hotel, not a car,” Jongwoon says. “Didn’t the Home Secretary die in that one, too? The bloke that was in Hustle.”

Minho shakes his head in despair.

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Date: 2013-02-01 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyminstrel.livejournal.com
um is this kpop only? (i was wondering if ur into 00Q fandom or inception or the avengers xD)
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Date: 2013-02-01 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Er, I'd list my fandoms but there's like 80+ of them. Skyfall is not, alas, one of them, I'm afraid.

Yikes, replied as you were editing! I could give The Avengers a go :D
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Date: 2013-02-01 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diagon.livejournal.com
Pairing: Yunho/Changmin Prompt: Their characters on the Past version of the Time cover

Pairing: Changmin/Yunho Prompt: A new medical examiner in Mystic Falls... oh wait, that was last years! No point having you fail again hehe. (blatantly ignores the epicness sparked by my follow-up prompt from last year. It was more than a dream!)

Tim Gunn/anyone: Prompt: "Thoughtfully" or "Where's Andre" (said thoughtfully)

*scurries off home now*
Edited Date: 2013-02-01 03:35 pm (UTC)

Everyone loves Tim Gunn

Date: 2013-02-03 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
DOUBLE DRABBLE

“I’m confused,” Joanna said, moving the purple quilted handbag from the third shelf to the middle of the first shelf. “Whatever possessed you to put this here? It clashes horribly with the violet leopard-print shoes.”

“I bow to your superior taste.” Tim examined a pair of gladiator heels, frowning and putting one hand to his chin. “These are so infra dig, don’t you find?”

“A good pair of gladiator heels will never go out of style,” Joanna said. “But I agree; those are rather sad. We can swap them out with the patent leather pumps.”

“This is my favourite part of the show.” Tim reached into the Lord & Taylor accessory box and placed a selection of bangles across the shelves. “Set dressing is so much fun. Especially when the designers aren’t around, although it goes without saying that I love them all dearly and I care about each and every one of them.”

Joanna snorted as she pulled a gold sequinned belt out of the box. “What about this one? Shall we arrange it thoughtfully or strategically?”

“Strategically would be my feeling.” Tim took the belt from her and placed it on the topmost shelf. “It’s really quite hideous.”
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Date: 2013-02-01 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyrosesinjune.livejournal.com
Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Prompt: "I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul." - Pablo Neruda

Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Prompt: Changmin doesn't want children.

Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Prompt: Sherlock!Homin (or detective Homin :D)

Pairing: Hankyung/Heechul
Prompt: postarmy!Heechul

Pairing: Hankyung/Heechul
Prompt: AU Heechul is the shy one.
Edited Date: 2013-02-01 03:18 pm (UTC)

Sherlock HoMin

Date: 2013-02-03 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
“You must agree, my dear Shim, that the case in which we find ourselves embroiled is rather fascinating!”

Changmin sighs and sits back on the squabs of the Hansom cab as it rolls over the cobbled streets. Yunho describes every case as ‘fascinating’, even when it’s not. Changmin has a veritable repository of alternate words he’d prefer to utilise, such as ‘disgusting’ or ‘tedious’ or ‘deranged’, but he can never bring himself to utter any of these descriptors simply because he cannot bring himself to dim the light of enthusiasm that shines so readily from his companion when they embark on yet another of these infernal investigations.

“Fascinating,” Changmin agrees, keeping his tone dry.

Yunho gives him a bright-eyed look. “Why, Changminnie, I do declare you seem a trifle wearied by this business.”

“Not at all.” Changmin stifles a yawn. “I am only too eager to assist you in your endeavours at gone three in the morning. Am I to conclude that you know the identity of the murderer?”

“Alas, not yet.” Yunho frowns and juts out his bottom lip, and then he smiles. “However, I’m certain I’ll have deduced the truth of the matter by the time we arrive at our destination.”

Changmin sits a little straighter on the seat. “Are we going to discuss the particulars of the case?”

“Indubitably.” Yunho bounces from the squabs opposite and snuggles up to Changmin. As usual, Yunho has left the house without a hat. No gentleman is fully dressed without a hat, as Changmin is wont to remind him, but then Yunho is not often a gentleman, as evidenced by his current pursuit, viz. unbuttoning Changmin’s trousers and squirming a hand inside.

“My very dear Dr Shim,” Yunho breathes in Changmin’s ear, hand working the burgeoning length of Changmin’s dick, “I find the distraction of taking you in hand has a meritorious effect on my mental capacity.”

“Hrmm,” Changmin says, trying to keep still as Yunho strokes him.

“If I review the facts of this case, I notice a number of discrepancies,” Yunho tells him. “I also cannot help but notice how eager you are for my touch. You’re leaking a veritable rivulet. But to continue: The Persian rug had been lifted from the scene of the crime and placed in the conservatory. Only a philistine would expose a seventeenth century silk rug to fading by locating it in a glasshouse, therefore we must conclude that the rug was important. Blood spatter, perhaps? But never mind. More pressing concerns are at hand...”

“Yes.” Changmin closes his eyes and thrusts into Yunho’s grip.

“The keys, too—I hope you noticed the keys.” Yunho sounds thoughtful, the speed of his stroke increasing. “I noticed tiny flakes of rust, and a scrape on the inside of the key ring, which suggests that a key was removed quite recently. And there was rather a large amount of candle wax on the dining table. Also, a copy of yesterday’s Times had been left out with the crossword filled in incorrectly. The answer to six across was definitely not ‘matelot’.”

“Oh,” Changmin gasps, heat gathering in his balls and lust flushing his entire body. The cab judders over a particularly rough section of cobblestones and he almost spends. “Oh, Yunho, hurry.”

Yunho huffs a sigh and nips at Changmin’s earlobe. “My dearest, it’s elementary. I’ve worked it out.”

“Oh God,” Changmin moans, and comes all over Yunho’s hand.

“Yes,” Yunho says a moment later, licking Changmin’s seed from his fingers. “It’s obvious, really. It was Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the lead pipe.”

“Glad to be of assistance,” Changmin says when he can catch his breath.

Looking enormously pleased with himself, Yunho leans out of the cab window. “Driver, take us home!”

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Date: 2013-02-01 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolistar73.livejournal.com
Ooh Avengers too? Could you do a Hulk/Thor snippet? Prompt:Jealousy

If nothing else HoMin is always my happiness ;D au world:pirates prompt: walk the plank

Date: 2013-02-01 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Your second prompt made my partner make weird noises so I think that's a winner LOL!

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Date: 2013-02-03 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Changmin lies in the bottom of the jolly boat, his uniform jacket over his face as protection from the violence of the sun. The cloth is stifling, and sweat stings his eyes, blurring his vision of pinpricked light. His jacket smells of stale odours; not just his body but the memory of the slop served up in the galleys of the Indomitable and the luxury-stink of the cheroots to which the first lieutenant was so partial.

The ship, his home, has long since departed. It vanished from the horizon yesterday during the dog watch. He’d watched it shrink to nothing, and it was as if it had fallen from the face of the water. He’d panicked then, fear clutching at him for the first time as he realised just how unutterably alone he was, abandoned on this great and mighty ocean.

And then, as the sun went down, he’d allowed himself to rage.

His grandfather is Vice Admiral of the Fleet. His father attained the rank of Commodore. But the glory of his lineage counts for nothing, because he, Shim Changmin, is still a midshipman at the age of twenty-four.

He’s served on three ships, two of them men o’ war, but on each one he was passed over for promotion. It’s not just because his grandfather is a mean old bastard who takes pleasure in breaking captains and relieving them of their commands for the slightest infraction. It’s because Changmin is a Jonah.

The jolly boat rocks in a passing swell. The oars clatter against the gunwales. Changmin closes his eyes and turns his head. Water slaps against the clinkered hull. A wry smile twists his dry lips. In a way, this dinghy is his first command. It will also be his last. His shipmates had cast him off to be swallowed by the sea, as all Jonahs deserve.

“We can no longer carry a cursed man,” the captain had said, the regret in his tone at odds with the relief in his eyes as Changmin took his lonely place in the jolly boat without argument. They’d even piped him away when they lowered the boat, according him a respect they knew he didn’t deserve.

Last year, he’d accompanied his father aboard a captured brigantine. In itself it was but a small prize, unworthy of a commodore’s attention, but the treasure it held was too great for Changmin’s father to entrust to his own captain. Less than three hours after making sail, the brigantine had caught fire. When the flames reached the magazine, the explosion smashed the ship in half and scattered the crew far and wide.

Changmin had been the sole survivor.

Another swell nudges the jolly boat, and then another. The dinghy wallows in the trough and lifts with the crest of the wave.

Puzzled, for there’s no land to create a tide and barely breeze enough to fleck foam from the surface of the sea, Changmin pulls the jacket from his face and sits up.

A frigate holds station maybe a quarter of a chain’s distance, its crew gathered to look down at him. Now the jacket is crumpled in his lap, Changmin can hear the creak of the sails and the snap of the rigging, the hush of the ocean as it curls all around the ship’s hull.

His bewildered gaze travels the length of the frigate. Twenty-eight guns, if he’s any judge. The sun glints off the open muzzles of the thirty-six pounders visible aft and amidships on the gun deck. Two bow-chasers are mounted for’ard. As he watches, sails are trimmed and the ship tacks closer.

Fast, manoeuvrable, heavily armed... Changmin looks to the stern. A black flag flutters, a long pennant of darkness in place of naval colours.

Pirates.

He’s not surprised. Not in the slightest. Nor is he surprised when one of the crew throws down a rope and gestures for him to tie up the jolly boat.

Changmin shrugs into his jacket and runs both hands through his hair, a nervous gesture rather than one that’ll make any difference to his appearance. Though still nominally pulled back in its queue, several strands have worked loose and cling to his face and neck. He silences his worry. These are pirates. They won’t care what he looks like. They probably just want the jolly boat.

Date: 2013-02-01 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silviana tanuwijaya (from livejournal.com)
Pair Yunho/ Changmin.
Prompt Vampire.

Pair Yunho/changmin/jaejoong
Supernatural

Pair Yunho/Changmin/Yoosu
Prompt Mafia,

HoMin, vampire 1/2

Date: 2013-02-04 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
At sundown, Changmin hands over his pass at the Jessamine Gate and is waved through into the old quarter. He draws his cloak closer around his borrowed finery and hurries through the paved streets, making eye contact with no one. Although this is the safest part of the city, thieves still prowl and the unwary might find themselves waylaid and relieved of their jewels.

The Phanar is testament to great and ancient wealth. All the buildings here are made of honey-coloured stone; the mansions have plain frontages with narrow windows but boast large, elaborate doorways that carry the device of ownership above the lintel.

Changmin’s destination lies deep within the warren of narrow streets, traversable only on foot. He casts a glance behind him, but few people are abroad and none pay him the slightest amount of attention. In the past, his master had set men to follow him. Not because he mistrusted Changmin, but because he knew nothing about the man who, six times a year, pays an obscene amount of money to be Changmin’s patron for a night.

By the time dusk stalks the streets, Changmin has reached the house. He stands on steps dipped and worn by age and raps at the great bronze door-knocker. While he waits, his gaze strays up to the device affixed to the lintel. Where other mansions display symbols of heraldry, lions and unicorns and bezants, this device is a snake forming a perfect circle as it swallows its own tail.

The sight of it always makes Changmin shiver.

With a creak and squeal of hinges, the door swings open. Changmin steps inside and is shrouded in darkness as the door shuts behind him with a resounding thud. Mindful of his patron’s desires, he unfastens his cloak and lets it drop to the marble floor. He goes towards the covered atrium in which grass grows, trees are in full leaf, and a profusion of flowers bursts forth. The scent from this garden is sweet, intoxicating; but like the garden itself, it is the work of man, not nature.

The second time he’d come here, during a bitter winter, Changmin had been so captivated by the garden that he’d asked permission to walk barefoot through the grass and pluck one of the roses as a keepsake.

“You may,” his patron said with a smile, “but do not be disappointed when you discover it is all an illusion.”

The grass, the flowers—all were made of silk. Cunningly wrought and delicately made, but nothing more than a fantasy. Despite his patron’s warning, Changmin had been dismayed. Since then, he has come to learn the pleasure of illusion and the power of fantasy. His voice offers comfort, his songs resonate with love; and yet none of his clients ever receive such bounty from him.

Only this one. Only the man he accepts as his patron.

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Date: 2013-02-01 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayakakoichi.livejournal.com
1 . yunho/Changmin
manager and artist AU

2. Dohoon/Dongjoo
Yawang and PR au

3. Yunho/Changmin ,Siwon/Changmin ,Kris/Changmin
Homin domestic AU ,kris and Siwon are their marriage crushers

and can you write mpreg ?,i had 2 prompts of homin

Date: 2013-02-01 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeraparker.livejournal.com
supporting the shout for mpregs! :D

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Date: 2013-02-01 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeraparker.livejournal.com
Am I among the forst 10 still? Pretty please?

Fandom: Spartacus :P

Pairing: Agron/Nasir Prompt: modern day army/soldier AU

Pairing: Tiberuis/Sabinus Prompt: angels/demons

Date: 2013-02-01 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
SPARTY YEAHHHHHHHH XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Date: 2013-02-01 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-happy-twat.livejournal.com
i might not even be one of the first 10 but

Yunho/Changmin
Game of Thrones AU
Changmin as the King of the North and Yunho as his faithful direwolf (who could turn human, maybe?)

Yunho/Changmin
Good Omens (Gaiman/Pratchett) AU

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Date: 2013-02-01 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
I have never seen Game of Thrones or read Good Omens so could you make those prompts a bit more generic, please? ^^

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HoMin, Game of Thrones-ish

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Date: 2013-02-01 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freakybiatch.livejournal.com
Changmin/Yunho
Prompt: Late 18th century royal au with Changmin as the witty, snarky king that he is and Yunho being his personal physician. Totally inspired by A Royal Affair, lololol.

HoMin, king & physician

Date: 2013-02-04 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
“You have an excess of choler,” the physician declares, then, at a discreet cough from the chamberlain, adds, “Your Majesty.”

Changmin sighs. Every doctor tells him the same thing; every doctor ends up quoting Hippocrates and mixing him a foul-tasting brew to restore his humours to their natural balance. He had hoped this new physician would adopt a different approach.

“I do not have an excess of choler,” he says, tone bordering on exasperation. Usually this is enough to make the doctors scrabble for alternate diagnoses, although the end result is still the same—disgusting drinks to be imbibed twice daily and thrice on Sunday.

“Really?”

Changmin frowns. The new physician—Yunho, his name is, although Changmin isn’t sure why he even bothered to remember it, since Yunho will be dismissed from the palace just as soon as this consultation is ended—appears to be questioning Changmin’s royal opinion. Or at least, questioning it by calling it into question, which isn’t quite the same thing. Nevertheless, it annoys Changmin, and he’s even more annoyed when the physician gives him a bright, happy smile.

“Oh, Your Majesty, I guarantee you have an excess of choler. It makes you irascible, not to mention irritable, as well as ironic and possibly irrational, although I’m glad to report that you’re not irredeemable and certainly never irrelevant.”

Changmin presses his lips together, trying not to laugh. “You, sir, are irrepressible, and possibly also irreverent.”

Yunho claps his hands, delight suffusing his face. “Indeed I am, Your Majesty! That fact is irrevocable.”

Unable to stop himself, Changmin smiles. “Irritant.”

“And you, Your Majesty,” Yunho says, beaming, “you are irresistible.”

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Date: 2013-02-01 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akita-ino.livejournal.com
and here I had hoped SJM comeback would inspire Mi/anyone fics but awww too bad, it's all about the HoMin here :3

Date: 2013-02-01 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Obviously the few SJM readers I have are in different time zones! But I will be writing a proper SJM fic soon-ish and it'll definitely be longer than three sentences ^^

Date: 2013-02-02 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yangguifei17.livejournal.com
Homin - gladiator au.

May be back later with a cracktastic prompt.

Date: 2013-02-02 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Sorry, I was only taking the first ten prompts! D:

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Date: 2013-02-02 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pointlessnuance.livejournal.com
.....;A;

Pairing: HenWook
Prompt: Baking AU!! Maybe pretentious Pâtissier Wookie and recurrent customer Henry? I don't know, something to do with sweets and HenWook \o/

Edit: Alternate: Bath House AU: Finally, Henry decides to bathe and goes into a bath house; Ryeowook is the attendant?
Edited Date: 2013-02-03 06:04 am (UTC)

HenWook, bathhouse, 1/2

Date: 2013-02-04 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
“My dear Henry,” Zhou Mi says, eyebrows raised and a quiver of amusement in his tone, “you really should bathe.”

Henry grins and scrubs a hand through his hair. It’s lank and kind of greasy in some places while at the ends it’s stiff with sea-salt. “I bathed eight days ago.”

Zhou Mi looks pained. “In the sea, I presume.”

“Of course. This is the first landfall I’ve made in weeks. The winds aren’t kind at this time of year; more often than not we get turned around, and if there’s one thing merchants don’t like, it’s when their goods don’t arrive on time, so as soon as we reach port, I’m off the ship and calling on my respected clients to assure them that yes, we’re here, their goods are here, let’s settle up.” Henry finishes this speech and huffs a sigh. “Then I might think about other things. Like bathing. But I’d put eating before bathing.”

A smile threatens Zhou Mi’s composure. “We concluded our business over lunch. You’ve rested awhile, and that means you can now make your way to the bathhouse.”

Henry scowls. Zhou Mi is a trusted friend as well as a valued client, so if he’s saying that Henry needs to bathe, then Henry needs to bathe. Especially if he hopes to win more clients this evening at a dinner Zhou Mi is hosting. The costly spices and fine wines Henry imported on Zhou Mi’s behalf will be served to guests tonight, and Henry knows he should appear clean and presentable and ready to impress—for Zhou Mi’s sake if not for his own.

“Oh, all right,” he grumbles. “I’ll bathe. Where’s the best place to go these days?”

“The one opposite the Temple of the Huntress,” Zhou Mi says. “I heard there’s a delicious new attendant, though I have yet to lay eyes on him so I cannot possibly give a recommendation beyond hearsay. Ryeowook is his name.”

Henry rolls his eyes. “Can’t say I’m in the mood for that sort of entertainment.”

Zhou Mi adopts a shocked expression. “After however many weeks at sea? Oh, my friend, but of course you need that sort of entertainment!”

Henry is still chuckling when he leaves Zhou Mi’s house. It’s not far to the Temple of the Huntress and he’s not in a hurry, so he dawdles on his way, wandering through the covered market nearby and stopping to ask questions about various goods for sale. He’s pleased to find that his is the first ship to come in carrying eastern spices; the merchants he deals with will be able to sell at a premium.

At length he reaches the bathhouse, an elegant building with a series of domed roofs. Its facade mimics the portico of the Temple of the Huntress, but those who pass between the fluted pillars are in search of worldly pleasures, not divine guidance.

Right now, Henry would settle for a hair-wash and a nice long soak in the warm pool. He’s almost tempted to forego the full-body soap-down and massage, no matter how pretty the bath attendant, but then he decides to indulge himself.

At the reception desk, he asks for Ryeowook, adding, “Zhou Mi recommended him,” which isn’t strictly true, but Zhou Mi is an influential man in the city and Henry believes in name-dropping to get results. It works this time, and he’s shown to a private cubicle where he can get changed and leave his clothes.

Moments later he emerges dressed only in a thin, short cloth of checked fabric that reaches to mid-thigh. Henry makes sure it’s tucked securely at the waist and saunters past the warm pool and the cold plunge pool into the hot room.

Heat smothers him, scented steam dragging over his skin. Within a heartbeat he’s glistening with sweat and the cloth around his waist feels like a damp rag clinging to his thighs and ass. Henry blinks to clear his vision and takes a seat around the outside wall of the circular room.

In the centre is a huge round marble block, heated from below by a furnace that also distributes heat through a hypocaust system to warm the whole floor. Several men sit or lie on the block, chatting to one another or being washed or oiled down by their attendants. Henry recognises a couple of the men by sight and nods a greeting.

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Date: 2013-02-02 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aamuzz.livejournal.com
I've never done this before but I would love to read about Yunho & Changmin pairing with children. Somehow it's always nice to read about them with children. As for the AU, I would recommend the character Aragorn and Arwen after the final book - The Return of the King. Thanks.

Date: 2013-02-02 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Sorry, I was only taking the first ten prompts! D:

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Date: 2013-02-02 12:30 pm (UTC)
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ahh.. too late T-T...

Date: 2013-02-02 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Time zones, man.

Hope your conference was a success!

Date: 2013-02-04 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shedictator.livejournal.com
Aw time's up x( I actually wanted HoMin in Sungkyunkwan (based on the drama) AU :3 nevermind~ they're will be another times

Date: 2013-02-04 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Sorry! Maybe next time ^^

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Date: 2013-02-05 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badhand02.livejournal.com
Amazing feast! I love your ability to deliver so many in one scene, as always, and I loved witty conversation. I was fall in love with man-made flowers, and then I smiled at annoyed king and his new physician. btw Game of throne season 1 was really good. at least in my opinion. season 2 was so so but I'm still waiting for season 3 in March. Hope you having a good rest, and thank you for wonderful pieces.

Date: 2013-02-05 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
Thank you for reading all those :D I should really try watching Game of Thrones sometime, I'd probably like it!

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Date: 2013-02-05 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happymystar.livejournal.com
Ah, damn, I totally missed it! hahaha~ oh well, I'm just going to dig the HoMin from the lucky ten.
Anyway, I'm glad you're back :'D it's been a while since you post something.

Date: 2013-02-05 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
I have been writing, just not posting - I needed a break ^^ I'll be back in March :)

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yarn bombing!

Date: 2013-02-16 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acornmama.livejournal.com
I am sure you have had plenty of ideas thrown at you, lol. I won't add to to it but yes how did the yarn bombing go and what did you bomb? Was it just you? Or a were you part of a group? And did you have fun? I hope so.

Yarn-wise, the new year has been inspiring, I am crocheting more than knitting and loving cotton right now. Also found two sweaters to unravel giving me more yarn to play with!

Re: yarn bombing!

Date: 2013-02-16 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterburn.livejournal.com
We bombed the art gallery in York :D There were some cute knitted pigeons and a lot of mini-socks! Diagon made a tendril of red roses, then realised they should have been white (white roses are the symbol of Yorkshire) so said they were for Valentine's Day instead. Someone had made a knitted umbrella! It was rather cold but at least it wasn't snowing. I hung up lots of little birds ^^

I'm knitting my 6th Wingspan LOL this one I will keep for myself rather than giving it away!

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